1) I pretend something doesn't hurt when it really does hurt
2) I hate skinny girls who can't stop complaining that they are fat
3) Texting without looking
4) Unwrapping A Chupa-Chup is one of life's hardest mission
5) Looking at a word so much it starts to look like it is spelled incorrectly
6) Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind
7) "OMG I want that shirt !!!" Look at the price tag... "Nevermind..."
8) I hate people that walk slowly in front of you in shopping centres
9) I lose my phone... I LOST my phone... I LOST MY PHONE...!!! Found it... =)
10) Funny how we used to be extremely close, and now we're completely stranger
11) I love it when teachers come into class and say : "Please do your own work"
12) When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
13) I love waking up to new texts or missed call !!!
14) No !!! No !!! NO !!! NO !!! *Message sent* "Oh God..."
15) I know you saw me, so why walk past like you didn't ?
16) Sorry, I'm not sure how to keep the conversation going after you said "K"
17) When I was younger, I put my face close to the fan to hear my robot voice
18) "I am so ready for this test !!! Bring it on !!!" Ok, question 1... " What the hell is this ?!?!"
19) When I have to get up early, I regret going to bed so late. I never learn.
20) I hate falling for someone when I know it will never work between us =(
21) I'm not stupid, I know what's going on. You're stupid to think that I didn't notice.
22) My mouth automatically says "SHIT !!!" when something wrong happens.
23) How can you forget someone, who gave you so much to remember.
24) I click every minute on "Home" in Facebook because I don't know what else to do
25) I hate saying "Hi" to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded
26) I feel sad when I see an old person eating/sitting alone =(
27) I love it when a baby holds one of your finger
28) *Siting in class* 1.30pm *Seems like 30 minutes pass* 1.33pm "WHAT ?!"
29) I don't care how old you are, if you don't respect me I'm not respecting you
30) *Take picture* "Yucks I don't look good !!!" *Delete*
31) *In supermarket* "Crap !! Where is my mum ??" *Act cool act cool*
32) I always wonder what I look like from someone else eyes
33) "We really need to hang out" "Yeah we really do" *Never happens*
34) "I said don't tell !!! So how the fuck does everyone know ?!?!?!"
35) No matter how close exams are, we still have time for Facebook !!!
36) "I'm not gonna cry... I'm not gonna cry !!!" "Are you okay ??" "Damn it..." *Tears*
37) "I love you" "Love ya" "Love you" All have different meaning
38) I pretend like I don't see you, but I'm waiting for you to talk to me first
39) *You are in good mood* *One little things happens* BAM !!! *Bad mood*
40) *Studying* Parents don't see *Takes a break* "Why don't I ever see you study ?"
41) *Blanket on* TOO HOT *Blanket off* TOO COLD
42) I've already said "What ?" 3 times, so I'm just going to say "Ohh..."
43) Must... Stop... Becoming... A... Fan... "OMG that's so true" *Become a fan*
44) First day of school : I'm so excited !!! ----- One week later : When is the holiday ?
45) "Dude did the teacher come ?" " Yeah, I saw him this morning" "DAMN IT !!!"
46) I always look at your page because I miss you =(
47) I love days in class when all we do is chill and talk the whole time
48) If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school... Lovely
49) When I was in lower primary, my "karangan" always starts with "Pada Suatu Hari..."
50) In class : Can't seem to be awake ----- Class dismissed : Sudden burst of energy
51) If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics I'd be like genius
52) I hate when people add me and ask "Who are you ?" YOU ADDED ME YOU FOOL !!! " WHO ARE YOU ?!?!?!"
53) One new message from ____ Makes me smile instantly =)
54) I never pick up the house phone but run a mile for the cell phone
55) When we chat, we campur English + Mandarin + English geh XD
56) *Mum : 4 missed call* "Oh man I'm in deep shit"
57) If Pokemon existed, I will skip school and become a Pokemon trainer
58) When people sing happy birthday to me, I don't know where to look !!!
59) "Oohh.. A friend request... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?!"
60) Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life =)
61) Every woman deserves a man who looks at her everyday like it's the first time he saw her
62) When we first met I had no idea that you would become so important to me
63) "Team Jacob !!!" "Team Edward !!!" "How about team Get A Life ?"
64) I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happen
65) *Getting in the shower* "DAMN I FORGOT MY TOWEL !!!"
66) *1 friend request (250 friends in common)* "I still don't know who are you LOL"
67) After 100 notifications, I can honestly say that I regret liking your status
68) I don't regret the things I've done, I regret the things I didn't do when I have the chance
69) *Putting earphones in my ears* *Turning the volume up and completely drowning out the rest of the world*
70) I get distracted cleaning my room because I find something awesome
71) Words can't hurt you, it only does when the person that saying it meant a lot to you
72) "What's wrong ?" "Long story..." "I got time" When I said long story that means I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU !!!
73) *Laughing hysterically* *Calms down* "Ooh, that was funny..." *Starts laughing again*
74) Cleaning your room and finding things you never knew you had
75) Anyone can catch your eyes, but it takes someone special to catch your heart
76) Thank you music, for being there when no one else was
77) "Ok seriously, I need to start my homework now... Ooh, a new notification !!!"
78) Giving up doesn't mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go
79) "Everyone shut the fuck up !!!" *Answer the phone* "Hi mum"
80) Don't walk into my life if you intend to leave me
81) "You sure you got everything ?" "Yep !!" *Leaves* "DAMN I FORGOT SOMETHING !!!"
82) Giving a certain look and your best friend know exactly what you mean
83) I pretend to look around but I was actually looking at you
84) When I was a child I used to say "I don't want to fwen you anymore..." Now I say "FUCK YOU IDIOT"
85) Facebook is one of the best books I have ever come across !!! =)
Ok... The list is longer than I expected XD
68) I don't regret the things I've done, I regret the things I didn't do when I have the chance
69) *Putting earphones in my ears* *Turning the volume up and completely drowning out the rest of the world*
70) I get distracted cleaning my room because I find something awesome
71) Words can't hurt you, it only does when the person that saying it meant a lot to you
72) "What's wrong ?" "Long story..." "I got time" When I said long story that means I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU !!!
73) *Laughing hysterically* *Calms down* "Ooh, that was funny..." *Starts laughing again*
74) Cleaning your room and finding things you never knew you had
75) Anyone can catch your eyes, but it takes someone special to catch your heart
76) Thank you music, for being there when no one else was
77) "Ok seriously, I need to start my homework now... Ooh, a new notification !!!"
78) Giving up doesn't mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go
79) "Everyone shut the fuck up !!!" *Answer the phone* "Hi mum"
80) Don't walk into my life if you intend to leave me
81) "You sure you got everything ?" "Yep !!" *Leaves* "DAMN I FORGOT SOMETHING !!!"
82) Giving a certain look and your best friend know exactly what you mean
83) I pretend to look around but I was actually looking at you
84) When I was a child I used to say "I don't want to fwen you anymore..." Now I say "FUCK YOU IDIOT"
85) Facebook is one of the best books I have ever come across !!! =)
Ok... The list is longer than I expected XD
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